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Dampercast Episode 44, "She's never heard anything."
| Download | Duration: 01:06:59
For Helen Keller. Dampercast episode forty-four.
This week's picture serves two purposes. First: to show off my super badass Iron Man MacBook decal that will definitely get me laid. Second: to tribute Matt's love of anonymity and face shielding. Seriously, what the fuck is he hiding? Witness protection program? A wanted man in certain states? I'll investigate further and report back.
Matt and Harrison are back in the studio this week as we discuss all things Avatar, The Grammy's, Apple's iPad and how exactly Helen Keller ever wrote all those goddamn quotes. Other topics include Oscar nominations, Beyonce, Pink's sustainability, Matt's disappointment about Sex and the City, sleeping in the raw, the definition of twink, and sexy fleece vests. Recurring segments include the Family Circus, Leland's List or Craig's List, and the United States of status. Thanks as always, guys.
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Dampercast Episode 43, "One Year Anniversary"
| Download | Duration: 01:10:05
For the lovers. Dampercast episode forty-three.
This week's picture is Matt hiding his face like a little girl. I record the audio directly onto a Sony camcorder (less equipment) and this week, for some reason, Matt decided to pull an MJ and hide his face so I couldn't take a picture of him. The best part? Had he not been a diva about it I never would've used this picture.
Dampercast is officially one year old now with 43 episodes under our belt. I'm hoping to roll out some new Dampercast shit in the coming months and I promise we'll get over 50 episodes this year. More content more often. This week's topics include fake "real" porn, Mexican bed warmers, Wisconsin, Ron Jeremy, Matt's stupid take on Friday Night Lights, The Family Circus, For Better or for Worse, Khloe's horrifying childhood photos, the electricity in the air, and Jersey Shore. Thanks again, everyone.
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Dampercast Episode 42, "Fuck Rob Reiner"
| Download | Duration: 01:35:00
For anyone who actually sits through this episode. Dampercast forty-two.
We're coming up on the one year anniversary of Dampercast and what better way to celebrate the ocassion than by sitting down with the very first person I ever recorded a podcast with. This week my old friend Cliff and I have a long meandering conversation about all things film and television. No Yes List, US of Status, but we do squeeze in the Family Circus. It's a jumbo sized episode, so enjoy it or set it aflame. Damper loves You.
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Dampercast Episode 41, "Year of Damper"
| Download | Duration: 01:11:34
For the year in review. Dampercast episode forty-one.
Fuck, 2009. Here at Dampercast HQ we only look onward and upward and forget everything that has ever happened before. (It happened WHEN!? I don't care.) Matty and I are back together after our 2 week "hiatus" to laugh, love, and yell at one another about things that really don't truly matter. Recurring segments in this episode include The Family Circus, United States of Status, Leland's List or Tyra's List, news, Hot or Not: Magazines of 2009, and Dampercast Confessions. Other topics include bikini baristas, the steamy threesome in the movie Wild Things, January Jones, Meghan Fox's jean shorts, sugar babies, my missing Pokemon trainer's hat, poodle intelligence, petrified shit, cutting people's heads off, the little Jonas, and we get more details of the gay 8 year old who called last week. 2010: The Year of Damper. Tell your friends.
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Dampercast Episode 40, "One Notch Away"
| Download | Duration: 01:10:02
For all the children nestled in bed. Dampercast episode forty.
Sorry for the delay on this week's episode, bromos. We had a bit of snow here in Olympia, WA on Sunday which delayed our usual Sunday night recording to Monday night. Monday night's recording got busted up when I misplaced my heaphone splitters, mic stands, and all of my microphones. It was a frustrating experience which sent me into a blind rage. So enjoy this weeks episode with glass of eggnog with brandy and enjoy the fruits of our stroke inducing labor. This week, Matt and Harrison are in Dampercast HQ and we discuss topics including Matt's big mouth, gay dudes making out with chicks, Whitney and Roxy, skinny jeans, reviewing movies by the trailer, breast plates, Leo Dicaprio, James Cameron's Avatar, Shamma-lamma-ding-dong, the art of less is more, phobias, and being drunk enough to go straight.
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Dampercast Episode 39, "Bad Sandy"
| Download | Duration: 01:12:01
For anyone awake at this hour. Dampercast episode thirty-nine.
This week Matty and Harrison join me in Dampercast HQ so I can give Harrison the "Leland Brungardt Psychoanalysis Assessment." I subject Harrison to 37 rigorous thought provoking questions to ascertain which mental disabilities plague his pathetic existence. We also listen to some Dampercast voice mail confessions and there's a ton of listener questions in our newest weekly segment "Matt Chat". Other topics include eggnog lattes, Mr. Garret: Dampercast Intern, dance pants for assholes, sex with a horse, Brad Pitt's beard beads, A Christmas Story, Matt's shitty advice for girls, Jesse Spano, Kelly Kapowski, The Family Circus, Zac Efron, and opiate binges. Lots of bleeps in this one, thanks to Matty's big mouth. Don't forget to call with your own Dampercast confessions. Damper loves You.
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Dampercast Episode 38, "I didn't wanna look at him."
| Download | Duration: 01:03:24
For everyone under the sun. Dampercast episode 38.
Matty and Harrison make their way to Dampercast HQ for more Family Circus and to assess two of the newest Dampercast segments. We play Leland's List or Tyra's List and we unveil, Matt Chat. Other topics include my ex-girlfriend's knife, Death Cab for Cutie selling out, gay teachers, dance tips, New Moon, German Damperfans, Dave Matthews Band (sorry), Thanksgiving traditions, the Brat Pack, boning FRIENDS, Plaid Tidings, Matt's troubles at home, singing Christmas trees, and Matt's reality show aspirations.
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Dampercast Episode 37, "Skanksgiving"
| Download | Duration: 01:03:38
For Edward, Bella, and the Native American guy. Dampercast episode thirty-seven.
This week Matty and I have ourselves a Lazy Sunday as we discuss the Twilight Saga: New Moon hysteria and the lovely Sarah Palin interview with Oprah. I also get Matty to admit he's thankful for nothing and we also discuss other topics including the Education Connection: Rock version, the new Panda Express employee, going to dessert, James Cameron's Avatar, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Kate Winslett's digital enhanced breasts, asian granny videos, Magnum condoms, Heidi Montag's grace, Lifetime movies, The United States of Status, The Family Circus, and ThanksGAYving. The intro song is one of my all time favorites. Paul Simon does more in 2 minutes than most do in a career.
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Dampercast Episode 36, "Get Connected"
| Download | Duration: 01:07:01
For the ones in the cheap seats. Dampercast episode thirty-six.
This week I subject Matty to an endurance test of unmatched stress and nobility to figure out which women of MTV's, The Hills, could possibly sway his established sexual preferences. We also discuss a poop ton of topics that include big blonde hair, big tits, mall mommies, your wife pulling a "Chris Hanson", Devin Sawa, Matt's irrational hatred of "late night" television, having your face ripped off by a monkey, hand transplants, big tits being overrated, The Family Circus, the United States of Status, and Leland's List or Craig's List.
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Dampercast Episode 35, "Kate on a Couch"
| Download | Duration: 01:08:36
For the lonely, abandoned, and forgotten. Dampercast episode thirty-five.
Oh shit son, my good friends Matty (no last name) and Harrison (has a last name) come spend Saturday night in Dampercast HQ to celebrate the coming holiday season and figure whether or not Aubrey Plaza is a total babe. We also discuss a mind numbing array of topics including Christmas Starbucks cups, Leah Michelle, hating on stuff you've never seen, Friday Night Lights (again), Sarah Palin's hip tattoo, Glee, Harrison's distaste for The Goonies, Whitney Port, The City, Pabst Blue Ribbon, The United States of Status, Leland's List or Craig's List, The Family Circus, and the return of Bakon Vodka. I apologize if you like Dave Matthews (not really).
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