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Dampercast Episode 47, "Grown By Jesus"
| Download | Duration: 01:06:21
For all debts, public and private. Dampercast episode forty-seven.
I live my life by one rule: no limits. Every single week, I invite my closest friends, Matty and Harrison, over for a series of interactive lectures to help inspire them to live their lives to the fullest and to never accept the limits of control. Think of it as a public service. A public service that involves making fun of Facebook and the Family Circus. Recurring segments this week include the Craig's List Dating Game, the Family Circus, United States of Status, and Dampercast confessions. Thanks for finding us.
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Dampercast Episode 46, "Craziest Story Ever"
| Download | Duration: 01:04:59
For all debts, public and private. Dampercast episode forty-six.
The title of the episode says it all. Something happened to me over the weekend that I've been bursting at the seams to tell Matty and Harrison all about it in excruciating detail. Enjoy. Other topics include my birthday, martinis, all the puss in milk, Judge Judy, the one with Brad Pitt, and nasty-ass Good & Plenty. Recurring segments include the Family Circus, The United States of Status, and the Craig's List Dating Game.
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Dampercast Episode 45, "Valentine's Day"
| Download | Duration: 01:10:00
For Abraham Lincoln. Dampercast episode forty-five.
New episodes of Dampercast will be released on Fridays from now on. I've always felt weird about posting a podcast on a Monday. Hey, what day does your podcast come out on?! Monday. Oh, really? Monday... It'll be better for both us. We'll be happier in the long run.
This week, you guessed it, Matty and Harrison are back to celebrate Valentine's Day and the prospect of visiting a bikini barista. We do a ton of talking' and we get around to the United States of Status, some American Idol rumors, formspring, John Mayer's racist dick, and another Dave Matthews debate. Straight legit or total shit? You decide.
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Dampercast Episode 44, "She's never heard anything."
| Download | Duration: 01:06:59
For Helen Keller. Dampercast episode forty-four.
This week's picture serves two purposes. First: to show off my super badass Iron Man MacBook decal that will definitely get me laid. Second: to tribute Matt's love of anonymity and face shielding. Seriously, what the fuck is he hiding? Witness protection program? A wanted man in certain states? I'll investigate further and report back.
Matt and Harrison are back in the studio this week as we discuss all things Avatar, The Grammy's, Apple's iPad and how exactly Helen Keller ever wrote all those goddamn quotes. Other topics include Oscar nominations, Beyonce, Pink's sustainability, Matt's disappointment about Sex and the City, sleeping in the raw, the definition of twink, and sexy fleece vests. Recurring segments include the Family Circus, Leland's List or Craig's List, and the United States of status. Thanks as always, guys.
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Dampercast Episode 43, "One Year Anniversary"
| Download | Duration: 01:10:05
For the lovers. Dampercast episode forty-three.
This week's picture is Matt hiding his face like a little girl. I record the audio directly onto a Sony camcorder (less equipment) and this week, for some reason, Matt decided to pull an MJ and hide his face so I couldn't take a picture of him. The best part? Had he not been a diva about it I never would've used this picture.
Dampercast is officially one year old now with 43 episodes under our belt. I'm hoping to roll out some new Dampercast shit in the coming months and I promise we'll get over 50 episodes this year. More content more often. This week's topics include fake "real" porn, Mexican bed warmers, Wisconsin, Ron Jeremy, Matt's stupid take on Friday Night Lights, The Family Circus, For Better or for Worse, Khloe's horrifying childhood photos, the electricity in the air, and Jersey Shore. Thanks again, everyone.
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Dampercast Episode 42, "Fuck Rob Reiner"
| Download | Duration: 01:35:00
For anyone who actually sits through this episode. Dampercast forty-two.
We're coming up on the one year anniversary of Dampercast and what better way to celebrate the ocassion than by sitting down with the very first person I ever recorded a podcast with. This week my old friend Cliff and I have a long meandering conversation about all things film and television. No Yes List, US of Status, but we do squeeze in the Family Circus. It's a jumbo sized episode, so enjoy it or set it aflame. Damper loves You.
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Dampercast Episode 41, "Year of Damper"
| Download | Duration: 01:11:34
For the year in review. Dampercast episode forty-one.
Fuck, 2009. Here at Dampercast HQ we only look onward and upward and forget everything that has ever happened before. (It happened WHEN!? I don't care.) Matty and I are back together after our 2 week "hiatus" to laugh, love, and yell at one another about things that really don't truly matter. Recurring segments in this episode include The Family Circus, United States of Status, Leland's List or Tyra's List, news, Hot or Not: Magazines of 2009, and Dampercast Confessions. Other topics include bikini baristas, the steamy threesome in the movie Wild Things, January Jones, Meghan Fox's jean shorts, sugar babies, my missing Pokemon trainer's hat, poodle intelligence, petrified shit, cutting people's heads off, the little Jonas, and we get more details of the gay 8 year old who called last week. 2010: The Year of Damper. Tell your friends.
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Dampercast Episode 40, "One Notch Away"
| Download | Duration: 01:10:02
For all the children nestled in bed. Dampercast episode forty.
Sorry for the delay on this week's episode, bromos. We had a bit of snow here in Olympia, WA on Sunday which delayed our usual Sunday night recording to Monday night. Monday night's recording got busted up when I misplaced my heaphone splitters, mic stands, and all of my microphones. It was a frustrating experience which sent me into a blind rage. So enjoy this weeks episode with glass of eggnog with brandy and enjoy the fruits of our stroke inducing labor. This week, Matt and Harrison are in Dampercast HQ and we discuss topics including Matt's big mouth, gay dudes making out with chicks, Whitney and Roxy, skinny jeans, reviewing movies by the trailer, breast plates, Leo Dicaprio, James Cameron's Avatar, Shamma-lamma-ding-dong, the art of less is more, phobias, and being drunk enough to go straight.
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Dampercast Episode 39, "Bad Sandy"
| Download | Duration: 01:12:01
For anyone awake at this hour. Dampercast episode thirty-nine.
This week Matty and Harrison join me in Dampercast HQ so I can give Harrison the "Leland Brungardt Psychoanalysis Assessment." I subject Harrison to 37 rigorous thought provoking questions to ascertain which mental disabilities plague his pathetic existence. We also listen to some Dampercast voice mail confessions and there's a ton of listener questions in our newest weekly segment "Matt Chat". Other topics include eggnog lattes, Mr. Garret: Dampercast Intern, dance pants for assholes, sex with a horse, Brad Pitt's beard beads, A Christmas Story, Matt's shitty advice for girls, Jesse Spano, Kelly Kapowski, The Family Circus, Zac Efron, and opiate binges. Lots of bleeps in this one, thanks to Matty's big mouth. Don't forget to call with your own Dampercast confessions. Damper loves You.
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Dampercast Episode 38, "I didn't wanna look at him."
| Download | Duration: 01:03:24
For everyone under the sun. Dampercast episode 38.
Matty and Harrison make their way to Dampercast HQ for more Family Circus and to assess two of the newest Dampercast segments. We play Leland's List or Tyra's List and we unveil, Matt Chat. Other topics include my ex-girlfriend's knife, Death Cab for Cutie selling out, gay teachers, dance tips, New Moon, German Damperfans, Dave Matthews Band (sorry), Thanksgiving traditions, the Brat Pack, boning FRIENDS, Plaid Tidings, Matt's troubles at home, singing Christmas trees, and Matt's reality show aspirations.
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