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• 12/3/2011 9:45 AM Anonymous wrote:
  Election day is any time between the 2nd and the 8th of November. NOT the 12th. He should know that too.
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• 12/4/2011 6:32 PM Roland Ronald wrote:
  As I was walking out of Haggen a couple weeks ago I saw the token, well, hippie, sitting in the cold trying to collect signatures to legaliz marijuana. I told him he would be aiding in killing many small businesses and no I wouldn't sign. Everyone looked at me like, is that really your problem with legalizing marijuana. People don't even know what they're doing!
  
  Your discussion was generic. The Devil has a point. What a waste.
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• 12/5/2011 4:53 PM Vulpix wrote:
  "If you listen to every single episode of Dampercast, I will make passionate love to you." A bold statement. Good thing I haven't missed any. Let me know when we can meet.
  
  Just kidding with you. I'm not gay. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go watch the latest episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Rarity's been invited to the Wonderbolts Derby and I cannot wait to see how that turns out.
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  1. 12/11/2011 3:41 AM Roland Ronald wrote:
     You know what's more gay than asshole sex while listening to a techno remix of Cher and ...unicorns? You being so glad that you have a critic that is not imaginary. If I had twine and a ceiling fixture that could bear my weight, I might consider listening to another show. Honestly, why would I listen to your show when I could watch a plastic person who can't wrinkle their forehead or smile deliver the exact same content? The choice is obvious. Fuck, even the human piece was sad. Couldn't more accurately be called computer dating. I like: "insert random nouns here to seem quirky". A computer could do that. It was like listening to an insincere Wes Anderson film.
     
     To address your question, it would be pointless to meet. I am not the person you are hoping for. I am not one of your friends that is trying to show they care by giving you shit on your page. I am not that beautiful girl from high school who is amazed by your wit and feels nostalgic with your reference to the Wonderbolts Derby. It's not worth the disappointment.
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     1. 12/14/2011 5:06 PM Vulpix wrote:
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        I think you have me confused for Leland. I'm Vulpix, a listener.
        
        Side note: Tabitha St. Germain has a much better singing voice than Cher. That's right, I said it.
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        1. 12/14/2011 7:08 PM Leland Brungardt wrote:
           If I could turn back time
           If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay
           
           I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said
           Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside
           Words are like weapons they wound sometimes.
           
           I didn't really mean to hurt you I didn't wanna see you go I know I made you cry, but baby
           
           [Chorus:]
           If I could turn back time
           If I could find a way
           I'd take back those words that hurt you
           And you'd stay
           If I could reach the stars
           I'd give them all to you
           Then you'd love me, love me
           Like you used to do
           
           If I could turn back time
           
           My world was shattered I was torn apart
           Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart
           You walked out that door I swore that I didn't care
           But I lost everything darling then and there
           
           Too strong to tell you I was sorry
           Too proud to tell you I was wrong
           I know that I was blind, and ooh...
           
           [Chorus]
           
           Ooohh
           
           If I could turn back time
           If I could turn back time
           If I could turn back time
           ooh baby
           
           I didn't really mean to hurt you
           I didn't want to see you go
           I know I made you cry
           Ooohh
           
           [Chorus #2]
           If I could turn back time
           If I could find a way
           I'd take back those words that hurt you
           If I could reach the stars
           I'd give them all to you
           Then you'd love me, love me
           Like you used to do
           
           If I could turn back time (turn back time)
           If I could find a way (find a way)
           Then baby, maybe, maybe
           You'd stay
           
           [to fade]
           Reach the stars
           If I could reach the stars
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           1. 12/20/2011 9:13 PM Roland Ronald wrote:
              This has degenerated appreciably.
              
              Your motivation to proposition someone you think carries an XY or XYY pair of chromosomes if they listen to every episode of this shit boggles me if it had not originated from ego.
              
              Well, lets have it...
              
              (side note: wee wee on watercolor worlds.)
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