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Dampercast Episode 37, "Skanksgiving"
| Download | Duration: 01:03:38
For Edward, Bella, and the Native American guy. Dampercast episode thirty-seven.
This week Matty and I have ourselves a Lazy Sunday as we discuss the Twilight Saga: New Moon hysteria and the lovely Sarah Palin interview with Oprah. I also get Matty to admit he's thankful for nothing and we also discuss other topics including the Education Connection: Rock version, the new Panda Express employee, going to dessert, James Cameron's Avatar, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Kate Winslett's digital enhanced breasts, asian granny videos, Magnum condoms, Heidi Montag's grace, Lifetime movies, The United States of Status, The Family Circus, and ThanksGAYving. The intro song is one of my all time favorites. Paul Simon does more in 2 minutes than most do in a career.
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Dampercast Episode 36, "Get Connected"
| Download | Duration: 01:07:01
For the ones in the cheap seats. Dampercast episode thirty-six.
This week I subject Matty to an endurance test of unmatched stress and nobility to figure out which women of MTV's, The Hills, could possibly sway his established sexual preferences. We also discuss a poop ton of topics that include big blonde hair, big tits, mall mommies, your wife pulling a "Chris Hanson", Devin Sawa, Matt's irrational hatred of "late night" television, having your face ripped off by a monkey, hand transplants, big tits being overrated, The Family Circus, the United States of Status, and Leland's List or Craig's List.
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Dampercast Episode 35, "Kate on a Couch"
| Download | Duration: 01:08:36
For the lonely, abandoned, and forgotten. Dampercast episode thirty-five.
Oh shit son, my good friends Matty (no last name) and Harrison (has a last name) come spend Saturday night in Dampercast HQ to celebrate the coming holiday season and figure whether or not Aubrey Plaza is a total babe. We also discuss a mind numbing array of topics including Christmas Starbucks cups, Leah Michelle, hating on stuff you've never seen, Friday Night Lights (again), Sarah Palin's hip tattoo, Glee, Harrison's distaste for The Goonies, Whitney Port, The City, Pabst Blue Ribbon, The United States of Status, Leland's List or Craig's List, The Family Circus, and the return of Bakon Vodka. I apologize if you like Dave Matthews (not really).
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Dampercast Episode 34, "Since you wrote it?"
| Download | Duration: 01:03:05
For Sam, Peter, and Wes. Dampercast episode thirty-four.
This week I'm hanging out with best bromo, Matty, to discuss the merits of NBC's Friday Night Lights and the true identity of Tate Donovan. We also discuss Meredith Viera, Daily Show mics, the breast plate, The Family Circus, Evil Dead, Miley Cyrus: teen corrupter, dream cardigans, Party in the USA, gypsies, Liza with a Z, drag queens, and Cher. You know, the usual shit.
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Dampercast Episode 33, "Here's how bored I am..."
| Download | Duration: 00:00:00
For the mistaken, confused, and misread. Dampercast episode thirty-three.
This week I welcome back old friend, Matty, to the show for a Hot or Not list of 50 celebs and musicians. We also discuss other topics including Jimmy Stewart, velvet teddybears, Balloon Boy, Miley deleting her twitter, Stephanie Pratt's DUI, Meghan McCain's tits, Pepsi Shiso with penilla herb, Adam Brody, The Hills, and the new game, High Schooler or a Kardashian.
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Dampercast Episode 32, "Please don't talk to me."
| Download | Duration: 01:10:05
For Ross, Chandler, and Joey. Dampercast episode thirty-two.
This week Matty Flores is back in the Dampercast HQ to sample Bakon Vodka and to wax intellectual about my father's eating habits. We also discuss a mind numbing array of topics that include audience participation, nun jokes, Halloween decorations, Panda Express, Vince Vaughn induced burns, the big black boy, Precious, Dr. Oz, Debbie Downer, online abortions, Daddy's sexual assault problem, motor boating, fag hags, Lady GaGa, baby geniuses, The United States of Status and of course, Leland's List or Craig's List. As Matty might say, it's bangin'.
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Dampercast Episode 31, "Natty Light"
| Download | Duration: 01:12:00
For Caddy, Quentin, and Benjy. Dampercast episode thirty-one.
This week, Kevin Zelenak is back for round two and gets his first taste of America's favorite game show, Leland's List or Craig's List. We also decide whether Pumpkin ale has any worth and discuss other topics including homicidal nerds, Starcraft, Obama's Nobel Peace Prize, Natural Light, peeing on Grandma, Dennis the Menace, Yoo-Hoo the family dog, decorative pillows, Nicholson's hot tub, and of course, Robert Pattinson.
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Dampercast Episode 30, "Salty Vodka"
| Download | Duration: 01:10:01
For Riggins, Smash, and Saracen. Dampercast episode thirty.
This week I'm joined by friend-from-way-back-when, Kevin Zelenak, to discuss some of the finer things in life specifically the newest bacon flavored vodkas. We also discuss why Mexican Coca-Cola is classy and ponder other topics including laptops in movie theaters, peeing hands free, homeless mimes, why porn is gay, and American Girl dolls.
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Dampercast Episode 29, "Hot or Not"
| Download | Duration: 01:13:26
For me, myself, and I. Dampercast episode twenty-nine.
Matty and I are back together after a couple weeks off and we run down a list of 50 celebrities to see who Matt finds "hot" or "not." We also take the time to take the narcissism personality inventory questionaire and discuss other topics inlcuding bunnies on nips, the tits whisperer, who LC is, horse faces, the magic of Helen Mirren, Brokeback Mountain, the D list, and American Idol's favorite beat boxer, Blake.
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Dampercast Episode 28, "Drowned Rat"
| Download | Duration: 01:06:00
For Sam, Neil, and Bill. Dampercast episode twenty-eight.
This week I'm joined again by BFF, MattyBoo, to discuss the creepy results of Sarah Palin's google results and numerous other topics inlcuding The Governator, Christine "Google Me" Gregoire, being an Eagle scout, the regret of skateboarding, September: the saddest month, tap dancing from the womb, texts from last night, united states of status, and penis fires.
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